I'm heading out!
Oh, Ma-kun!
I'll be ready to go soon!
Sorry! I'll see you when you get there!
No way in hell am I going to school with my mom!
Plus, there’s only one way I want to spend my morning...
Good morning!
And here we go!
Uh, I mean...
Good morning, Medhi. You're early.
Yes, I was going to review yesterday's lesson.
I-I see!
I was going to do the same, I guess.
Really?
So, uh, if it's okay... Want to study together?
I'd love to! Let's both do our best, Masato!
She's the perfect heroine! And her smile is so dazzling!
Now our wonderful story of school life and—
Don't tell me this is...
I finally caught up to you, Ma-kun!
Hello, Mamako.
Ah, Medhimama, good mor—
As you can see, I've brought every type of outfit imaginable!
Sailor Uniform
Loli-Kimono Bunny Suit Catgirl Maid Nurse
It looks great on you!
Of course it does!
I won't allow you to hog the spotlight like you did yesterday!
Victory will be ours!
I'm not sure what victory you're referring to,
but let's both do our best while observing the class!
These mothers are polluting my wonderful school life story...
Shut up with the "victory" crap.
Let's go, Medhi.
Yes, Mother!
What a Beautiful Girl... Wait, Not You, Mom. Don't Get Near Me in That Outfit, Stop!
Today, our class will be on item creation.
Today's 1st Period Cooking Class
It's time for a cooking class!
Hold it!
Do your best, everyone!
Medhi, make sure you're number one! Got it?
Y-Yes, Mother!
What's the deal here?
Combat classes like us can't get any SP points in a class like this.
True, but there's no need to worry.
We've got Porta on our side, and she's great at item creation!
Can I make something good? I can make something good...
I made... something good!
Here!
I made hard-boiled eggs that are easy to peel!
Amazing work, Ms. Porta!
Y-You humble me!
Okay, my turn!
Boiled eggs are easy enough that I can make them, too.
Can I make something good? Of course I can!
I made... something good!
What is this? It stinks!
It didn't work!
You screw-up.
I'll show you how it's done!
It'd be awkward saying that cute spell, so I'm skipping it...
And it's done!
Masato failed, too!
You totally messed up!
I knew it! It can't be done unless you're a crafter!
Well done, Healer Medhi!
You're a combat class, yet you still had a 100% success rate! Amazing!
Medhi receives ten SP points!
Thank you!
That's my heroine for you!
Masato, look at that.
It may appear she's pulling it off, but she's probably making weird goop, like me!
And that old bag's just using her illusion magic to disguise it.
Hey, hey, hey! Don't just make stuff up!
I'm not making stuff up!
I know what I see!
Fine! I'll go see for myself.
That looks delicious, Medhi. Can I have a bite?
O-Of course. Though, I'm not sure if it's good or not...
Lucky!
Now comes the part where I eat the heroine's home cooking!
Um... did you not like it?
No, it's the best food I've ever tasted...
Thank you...
- See? Told ya! - M-Masato!
I'll do whatever it takes to make Medhi number one.
Wh-What are you doing, Mom?
I'm cooking, of course!
Mommy wanted to make something, too!
Would you mind tasting it?
Does it taste like how I always make it at home?
Hey, stop! That looks hot!
That's right, you can't eat anything that's too hot, can you?
I need to cool it down for you.
I don't need you to do that!
I wonder if it's still a little too hot.
Here! Say "Ah."
Fine. I'll taste it.
Item Creation Success Rate Boost
Looks like Hero Masato's been given a boost to his item creation success rate!
D-Don't tell me it's another special ability?
It must be the special mother's skill, "Mother's Breath!"
She blew on it twice, so it's twice as strong!
What the hell?
This'd be a great time to make fun of Masato for loving his mommy so much,
but right now we need to focus on getting points!
Mamako, give me a Mother's Breath, too!
Me, too, please!
Okay!
Then I'll give it to you.
Item Creation Success Rate Boost
That skill's a little too special!
W-Well, whatever!
If we've got a boost, then...
Can I make something good?
I can make something good!
I made...
Something good!
Oh my!
I can't believe you made something so incredible!
Twenty points for each of you!
Alright!
I got a ton of points!
I'm so happy!
Amazing!
I'll give you a hug as a reward!
We don't need that!
Medhi?
Masato, congr—
Medhi!
There's no need to give anyone else compliments.
S-Sorry, Mother.
Hug!
How disgusting!
Now, what do I do about this?
Yum-yum!
Can we eat all this?
Imagine all the calories...
I-I'll do my best!
Don't worry!
I thought this might happen, so I borrowed some containers!
Oh, nice, Mom!
But how do we preserve it?
Food won't spoil if I put it in my bag!
Smart thinking!
Then, for now, let's just eat what we can!
Let's ea—
Oh, there you are.
I inform you that I, Shirase the principal, am passing by.
Since my name is Shirase.
Would you like to join us, Ms. Shirase?
I appreciate the offer, but I'll pass.
I actually had something urgent to discuss with you.
With me?
Very nice. Oh, I see.
I'm actually married and have a daughter.
So this means that, for Masato,
his mother is being embraced by another mother.
How does it feel?
I don't know!
Thank you.
I inform you that I've finished taking your measurements.
Measurements? What do you mean?
I suggest getting a good meal in before afternoon classes.
Without plenty of energy, you may not make it.
I've got a bad feeling...
So full!
Is everyone ready?
Yup!
Yeah... I saw this coming.
Mom's coming soon. I know it. She's coming in a swimsuit.
And a swimsuit no normal mother would ever think of wearing...
Masato! Let's do our best in afternoon classes!
Hey, come on, what are you doing?
I can't go on. I can no longer endure this cruel fate.
Hey, are you okay?
You look kind of pale...
No, I'm completely fine!
See?
I'm glad, then.
Let's do our best with class!
Wise can't do that.
Where are you looking when you say that?
Okay, boys! Stare all you like!
This is what a sexy grown-up looks like!
You look great, Mother!
This is just a prelude. The true horror is yet to come...
I'm so sorry for being late!
I knew it!
There must be something under there that's worse than what Medhimama's wearing!
It's... a school swimsuit?
One of the old school ones!
Welcome, School Swimsuit Mamako!
Now, now! No running by the pool!
Ms. Mama looks great!
I'm still growing, you know. There's still hope...
Huh? Where are you going?
I'm going on a journey...
In search of a world where I don't need to see my mother in a school swimsuit.
And ever since, no one saw Hero Masato again...
Oh no! Ma-kun!
What are you doing?
How could I lose... to that?!
Good grief...
That's what you get, you wretched mom. Hilarious.
Ma-kun, are you okay?
Is something wrong?
No...
Hey, Wise, you can't call her "wretched." I mean, it's true, but it's rude to Medhi!
Huh? What are you talking about?
Listen up, Medhi!
This time, you'd better be number one!
Ma-kun, work hard during pool class!
You'd better get first place, damn it!
Mommy's gonna cheer you on the whole time!
Okay, it's time for swim class!
The combat classes will defeat the monsters, and crafters will make items using their drops!
Crafters and combat classes working together is the key to getting good grades!
Everybody ready?
Okay! Set... Go!
Okay! My trusty blade, Firmament, shall split the heavens with its wrath!
Huh?
Um, Mr. Gruff, are there any flying enemies here?
Oh, this is swimming class, so it's all water monsters!
Damn it all! I can't do anything!
You just sit there and watch!
Masato, I'm going on ahead!
She beat it with a physical attack instead of magic?
Is she one of those berserk healers?
Medhi's a healer with enhanced physical damage!
I taught her how to fight myself, so she'd be the best on attack and defense
and reverse the idea that healers are weak fighters!
Th-That's a playstyle for advanced players...
Now's not the time to be impressed! I can fight, too!
Ma-kun, Mommy's right here!
Do your best, Ma-kun!
A-An octopus?
It's headed this way!
This one is first!
Alright! I got an octopus leg!
Masato, leave this item to me!
Get to it, Porta!
Can I make something good? I can make something good!
I made...
Something good!
What is that?
A takoyaki party set!
I can make takoyaki that cures bad status effects!
That looks fun! Can I join you?
I'm really good at flipping them!
A poolside takoyaki party, huh?
Wait, Wise, shouldn't you be fighting monsters?
I-It's not like my magic got sealed and can't fight, so I came to join the takoyaki party instead!
I feel sorry for her...
Wait, I need to get back to work!
Medhi, you seem to be working hard, huh?
Yes! I can't lose this fight, so I won't hold back, Masato!
I don't mind that kind of hot-blooded battle stuff!
Actually, I love it!
Is there anything down here that can turn it around for me?
Something with a special bonus or such?
It's huge!
I've been waiting for something like that!
Sorry, Medhi, but I'm going for it!
I'll be the one to beat it!
Hero Masato and Healer Medhi are in a dead heat!
Medhi, swim faster! Or you can't be number one!
This is getting tough...
Ma-kun, don't push yourself too hard!
It doesn't matter what place you get!
The most important thing is that you don't get hurt!
I know you're always doing your best!
So no matter what place you get, you'll always be a gold medal winner to me!
Mom...
Jeez! If that's how she's going to be, I have to win this!
What are you doing, Medhi? You have to be number one, no matter what it takes!
And you'd especially better not lose to Masato!
Unless everyone else thinks you're number one...
...you're worthless!
Medhi?
Number one, number one...
So annoying... I wish she'd die.
Medhi?
A sea anemone?!
It's going to grab us!
Ms. Mama!
No!
Wait! Why is it going after Mom?
Mommy
Um, Mr. Sea Anemone...
I really wish you'd stop...
This is...
All over my body... It feels weird...
...one of the bad things.
It's really bad...
Ma-kun!
Cut that the hell out!
Here, take this!
Thank you, Porta!
Naughty monsters who cover Mommy in tentacle slime...
...need to be badly punished!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
If it's in the sky...
...it's mine!
Gotcha!
And so, today's number one spot goes to Hero Masato!
Hero Masato Healer Medhi Male Student 3 Male Student 1 Female Student 5
He didn't defeat as many monsters as Healer Medhi,
but he got extra points for defeating a rare monster!
So he receives thirty points!
Wow! Amazing!
Aww, shucks.
Congratulations!
Yeah! You, too, Porta!
You were the top crafter, right?
Yes! I'm so happy!
Hmph! I ate three whole plates of takoyaki,
and if one plate had eight, that means I beat twenty four octopi in total!
So I'm number one!
Congratulations, Ma-kun!
Knock it off, Mom!
Everybody's watching!
Just a little is fine, isn't it? You did your best!
You got lots of those whatsit-points, too! Amazing!
I'm so happy!
T-Try to have some self-control!
I can't! I'm your mommy, after all!
I don't know what that means...
What's going on here?
I told you many times to be number one! And you're number two?
You should be ashamed!
I-I did the best I could, but Masato was really strong...
Excuses are disgraceful! Shut up and reflect on it!
Y-Yes, Mother...
I'm sorry!
Ah, jeez! I feel sick!
We're doing extra training after school. I’m saying all this for your sake! Got it?
Yes... As you wish, Mother.
Medhi...
Medhi!
Wait, Ma-kun! I'll go, too!
You don't need to come, Mom!
But I'm worried about her, too!
Medhi has been acting weird sometimes...
You noticed, too, huh?
I'm sick of this shit!
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
That wretched mom! I really want to kill her!
Damn it! Damn it!
I kind of saw it coming,
Damn it! Damn it!
but I wanted to keep the fantasy going a little longer, Medhi...
Students are the Protagonists of a School Festival. But People Wearing School Uniforms are Included, Too.
Let's have another strategy meeting with nobody wearing clothes!